internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
the-vashta-nerada: superwhoavengelockandme: the-vashta-nerada: i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going like if i start a show i’m in it until the end in sickness and in health till death or discontinuation do us part man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from BUT Glee oh yeah fuck glee
thepretendr: “Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns
spadesslick: pimposaur: reasons not to kill yourself chicken tender the billionth number of pi is 9 it’s not gay if it’s on the moon sponges feel cool highdeas.com joe biden the letter Q dirt Some of these are legitimately calming.
friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: friendsofthegaybc: travisstolls: WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG Very nice Thanks
silabus: do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
egberts: of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
cas-you-are-grounded: pizza: rockandkrull: pizza: i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse...
indigostohelit: so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order to find gay sailors except then the job of the decoy got popular like, really popular like… worryingly popular? reports said that the decoys...
nerdfighter13812: ohanameansfandom: Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!! LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!! DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!! WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS...
you-are-johnlocked: dftba-cumberbabe: primadonna-blaine: a-study-in-butts: thetwincores: asapmona: rhydonmyhardon: let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool. my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16 my friend’s...
Great Intelligence: "What is your name?"
Doctor: *begs* "Please."
Me: I'm sorry what
bootycaller: who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
meoplelikepeople: acrackinthetardis: nickgrimshade: do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry...
genderikari: siliconedrops: genderikari: real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks. I stopped reading at “real women” you should have kept reading
gatzzby: hannahsneakers: why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books i mean best male/female character best antagonist best plot development best plot twist come on #book you threw across the room the hardest
why do boys act like they’ve committed a great humanitarian deed and single handedly solved world hunger when they say ‘i like girls with no makeup’ like congratulations would you like a nobel peace prize you fantastic feminist you
Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you...– Worry About Your Own Uterus: (via veruca-assault) “Worry about your own uterus” wise wise words. (via triplash)